[wishingformemoria]

just because someone can articulate their point better doesn’t make them right, it makes them articulated. 

[wishingformemoria]

and you aren’t stupid for having trouble articulating yourself.

[fartgallery]

engineer 1: we need a name for the front of the plane where the pilots sit

engineer 2: dick hole

engineer 1: hmm…almost

[izzyzangwill]

Academics keep writing books about criticism despite the clear fact that things are just good when i like them and bad when I dont

[politijohn]

This is important

[particularj]

THIS. So hard. We’re at the lowest tax rate in history for the wealthy and they just got a trillion more dollars last year in bonuses. If you aren’t a millionaire or close to it, you should be wondering why taxes aren’t closer to 94% on that high bracket for the wealthy. You know, like it was in the golden years of the 50s all these rich white people dream of.

[simonalkenmayer]

None of the social welfare or infrastructure or university systems we have today would be there without those taxes

None of them.

[heroofthreefaces]

This is why you fucking tax the rich.

[cumprise]

Getting cheated on is traumatizing and fucks people up for years and y'all still think it’s hilarious

[jemandtherobots]

since we’re on the subject of james acaster, this is hands down the funniest joke in repertoire and it gets me every single fuckin time and i can’t even explain why it’s so funny

[cheggerspartyquiz]

no time for mansplaining, this place is gonna blow

[nbtomomo]

actually, it’s going to collapse. the bombs are only there to break the supports and compromise the structural integrity of the building so much that it collapses on itself. you would need a much more powerful bomb to literally blow up the building from the inside out since most of the energy would just be absorbed by th

[teenagerposts]

Whoever has my voodoo doll please take that bitch to the gym